Simple Stupidity is please to announce another guest blogger.......We introduce Ella aka Smella Boo, the daughter of one of us. She will give a youth point of view on Simple Stupidity. She will also share one of her world famous Ellaisms.
I'm in the 3rd grade and I'm almost 9 years old. There are a lot of stupid things that happen in school.
One things is the laps we have to run laps are the soccer field during P.E. It's too hot to run laps because I live in Florida. Plus I wear a stinking uniform, a polo.
There are portable all over the school because there are too many students. Portable is a fanc name for a trailer. We say portable to be nice because a lot of the kids at my school live in trailers. Well I can't blame them, we are in the south.
We have lunch too early. It's at 10:30 in the morning. It's like we just ate breakfast when we are eating lunch. Also, you have to choose the free side or the milk. I would like to pick out my own food. We also have to wait for everyone to go through the lunch line before we can eat...my food is getting cold.
Well it's not fair to go to school while parents have work or something. Plus they have a car while some of us have to walk in the steaming heat. For instance, my mom gets to stay home and sleep all day. School is not fun, we have to sit there all day, writing stuff. Why do we have to go to school?!?! We are already smart enough.
Ellaism for today: If your stupid, you went to school!
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