We love our friends, even the stupid ones. Our love of our friends is part of the reason we started this blog. We truly wanted to keep our friends up to our standards and rid them of their stupidity. The problem is we have one friend that just can’t shake the stupid. She does and says stupid things. Damn girl, we love you and we hope we can help you get rid of your stupid. If you don’t soon, we just may unfriend you, you’re dragging us down.
This friend once told us she was the hottest girl in the club….the club being a huge Las Vegas nightclub. Um no, sweetie, look to your left, look to your right…did you see all the girls who are hotter than you, because we did. It may be just us, but we think it’s probably because you are wearing those damn rain boots that you insist are cute. Trust us, they are not. Also, stop asking every three weeks if you should get a new haircut. Geez o pete, we have told you damn near 1000 times that we like it short, so keep it short. Besides, how can the hottest girl in the club ever have a bad hair day?? So stop obsessing with your looks, you have above average looks. And hearing about it is exhausting us and we are busy, we have a blog to write.
She also has a beloved dog. As you know from yesterday's entry, we think that people who treat there dogs like humans are stupid. Well our friend takes the stupid cake, she truly thinks her dog is her child. We get gifts from the dog for Christmas and it is pretty much expected that we bring gifts for the dog if we want gifts for our children. The worst part, the stupidest thing we have probably ever have ever seen, was our invite to friend her dog on Facebook. Yes, her dog has a Facebook page. Can you believe it??
Our friend likes to save money. She is in fact an extreme couponer in training. We know you are thinking, “Cool, we like to save money, too.” But let us tell you, she really has lost her damn mind. If you have closets full of your coupon deals than you really are becoming a horder. Really, how much Hamburger Helper does one family need?? Also, if you have heard, “Girl, I have never seen this many coupons at once.” at Walgreens, you may need to rethink your couponing and shopping habits. We kind of wonder if she truly has dreams of stardom and she is in training to be on “Extreme Couponing.”
We have said many times that we are good friends and a good friend will gladly point out all your stupid behavior in the hopes of you becoming less stupid. So to our friend, we hope this entry helps. If not, an intervention is probably in order. Please heed our advice, though, because we have no idea where we would begin on this intervention, you, our friend, have just too much stupid going on.
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