There are many different kinds of stupid. It is important to figure out what kind of stupid you are in order to get the help you need. Fortunately for us, we are not any kind of stupid. But we are going to help you find what kind of stupid you are by giving you the top forms of stupid:
Drunk stupid- When you drink alcohol, does it make you do stupid things? Are you normally very smart, but after consumption of said alcohol, you become the drunken whore, the party pooper or even worse the one who becomes out of control angry and tries to fight everyone. We once knew an angry drunk who tried to make a point by smashing his beer mug on the concrete...but it bounced back up and hit him in the face! Best night ever!! Jen is first to admit the only time she may be a little stupid is when drunk. Cure for the drunk stupid...don't drink - DUH!
Bad day stupid- When you are having a bad day do you do stupid things? Do you forget to pick up your kid from school or forget to feed the dogs? Or maybe you forget to pick up your underwear. We once had a friend wash her contacts down the drain without thinking because she was having a bad day. While this is not the stupidest thing ever, it was still pretty lame. Cure for bad day stupid...take a Valium.
Pregnancy stupid - Does your unborn baby suck your brain right out of your head? We know a lot of pregnancy stupid people. Jen's sister is pregnancy stupid. Girl is usually pretty quick and smart...but since conception, she has lost all sense of knowledge. Cure for pregnancy stupid...we have warned you before, DO NOT PROCREATE!
Lazy stupid- Are you too lazy to make a smart choice? Do you hear the ps3 calling you loudly throughout the day? Most teenagers are lazy stupid...hence why they run out of underwear the most. They are too lazy stupid to remember to pick it up and too lazy stupid to ask a parent to do laundry. Hopefully they can at least remember to pull up their pants on days they run out of underwear...ouch! Cure for lazy stupid...get a job and hire a maid.
Social stupid- Are you book smart but social life dumb? This means that you have a lot of facts and figures rolling around in your head, but when you get into a social situation where there are actual live people around - you lose your shit. You cannot complete sentences and you fumble over your words like a child learning to speak. Cure for social stupid...hang out with Lisa and Jen more:)
Everyday stupid- Are you always stupid no matter what? Doesn't matter where you are or what is going on in your life...you are just all around stupid all the time? If the answer is yes; we cannot help you. That kind of stupid has no cure. We are sorry, but you are diagnosed for life with everyday stupidity.
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