Fill er up please

It is so irritating being broke. What sucks more than seeing an excellent purse on sale and not having the money to buy it? NOTHING, that's what! Nothing sucks more than being broke. Especially when you have a hardcore addiction to the mall.

We all know what its like to be broke. What is the craziest thing you have done to earn money?

There are a lot of things one can do to earn some extra cash. One of the oldest ways to earn money is by having good old fashioned sex. People love sex and why not get paid while you do it...right? Come on, who are you hurting? No one that's who! Have sex...earn purse. Win Win!!

Now what about donating your sperm. This could be super fun; you get off and you get paid. Who wouldn't want to do this? Hell if we had the right equipment, we would do it! You could just walk into an office, take a cup, fill er up and cash that check.

But what about all those little fishes swimming around in that cup. What really happens to them? If we donate every week for a year and each time someone uses that donation a baby is sprung...well that's 52 brothers and sisters floating around. That's a lot of little fishes....hope they don't end up in the same pond, that could get a little messy. (This scenerio is for a smart guy, don't worry, no woman in her right mind would choose your idiot sperm. OMG, wait, as we remind you everyday there are a lot of stupid people in the world. This idiot may pick your sperm because she wants a child who is multi-lingual and you smartly said you were fluent in pig latin on your application.) Watch out world, another "Super Daddy" is born, and this one is even more stupid than the last. Sorry woman, becoming a "Super Mommy" is harder, egg donation is harder, they leave all the good things for men and that includes "Super Parenting".

Some people earn money doing things that are moral and legal...BORING! We are not big fans of moral and legal...if you have been reading this blog long enough than you already know this. Well we are bigger fans of legal than moral. Morals are no fun! We highly recommend that if you need extra cash, use the equipment you have to go out and get it. Just be careful not to get too many fishes in the same pond...we did some research and they call that a high probability for incest when your one million children grown up, date, and realize too late that they are sibling, YUCKO, "Super Parents", YUCKO ...really, we saw it on Oprah - that means it's true!