Monday, September 26, 2011

Whores, Pimps and Hookers..... Oh My!!!

There are some stupid parents out there. Maybe we shouldn’t say some - because truth is there are A LOT of stupid parents; doing a lot of stupid things.

We have the “genius, rock star parents” who felt it would be a good idea to dress their daughter in the hooker dress from “Pretty Woman”. Really?!?! You think it is good parenting to dress a 4 year old as a hooker, prance her around a stage for a child beauty pageant, and then allow it to be shown on television? Now we know that this is only somewhat funny because it is just so incredibly sad for the child. Those parents are so stupid and irresponsible – The punishment should be the mother is forced to wear that dress and walk into her job looking like a hooker. Of course if you saw the footage than you know there is no way that poor child’s mother could fit in that outfit, maybe that is why she dressed her daughter in it. The mother has a secret yearning to be a hooker.

Our next set of “amazing parents” is the mom and dad of the 16 year old girl who is married to a 51 year old man. WTF??? We are in our 30’s and we are freaked out about the possibility of sex with a 51 year old man. Can you imagine how she feels?? Well besides being sick to her stomach we mean. Ewww! Nothing like having your parents give you away to an old pervert for a few bucks and a bit of fame. The parents are just pimps…. gross, nasty disgusting pimps. Only stupid, stupid, stupid parents would pimp their daughter out. Why don’t they just take her out for a tramp stamp while they are at it?? Punishment for this act of parenting wisdom should be the parents have to have sex with someone who is 35 years older than them and not vomit.

The last group is “superstar parents” who are just trying to be their daughter’s friend. That is if your friend would allow you to dress as a whore. We talked about this earlier – a good friend will tell you the truth –“you look like a whore in that dress.” We saw a picture of a 13 year old girl wearing a low cut, cleavage baring dress. The shock of such poor parenting is almost impossible to get over. Seriously?? Who in the hell lets their daughter wear something that is too slutty for most adult women to wear. Punishment for this mom should be walking the red carpet naked! I know none of us actually want to see this but this parent needs to be taught a lesson.


All of this behavior is just mind baffling and absolutely shocking. Being a parent is hard work, very hard work but that is no excuse for being a failure at it. Let us tell you…dressing your 4 year old as a hooker, giving your 16 year daughter to an old guy, and allowing your 13 year old daughter to dress like a whore are HUGE signs that you are failure as a parent. A stupid, moronic, ridiculous failure of a parent.

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