Anyone who reads our blog religiously knows we like to talk about the rich and stupid. We have blogged about many famous idiots in our day. Today we blog about the ignorant simpletons who try to get rich off these idiot super stars.
The best and seemingly most profitable scam is when a poor regular person with no life accuses a superstar of being their baby daddy. We love this - seriously!! Hey moron - these rich and famous have lawyers and publicists on speed dial to deal with these situations. We are pretty sure that some of them also have hit men on speed dial; but this cannot be confirmed. They can make you disappear like nobody's business.
One thing that boggles our minds is when a woman of...oh let's say 20 years old, decides to accuse a...oh let's say 16 year old of being her baby daddy. Does she not realize that she would be liable for statutory rape in any state? That is a big age difference lady; but we give her the benefit of the doubt; she probably cannot do simple math. She probably thinks 50% off of $100 in $35. In the end of that situation; even IF and we mean a BIG FAT IF that kid is his; you will be in jail and he will have your baby and pay you nothing.
Next up is the old, my friend actually slept with him, but she kept the condom and froze it and I stole it and made a baby. ARE YOU KIDDING US??? Who in the hell is that dumb? Babies are supposed to come from love and marriage and all that mushy shit...not a used condom you found in the freezer. But the sickest part of that storyline was that the superstar idiot actually has to pay child support for that frozen condom made baby. That is plain wrong!
Another one that gets us every time is the baby daddy movie stars who knew all along the kid was theirs, but go along with denials from their lawyers and publicists and than take a paternity tests...only to look even MORE stupid when the baby is proven to be theirs. You know we are talking about you Eddie Murphy...you double moron!
Last and definitely not least is when the baby truly does belong to a rich and famous dumb ass; he knows it is his baby, he pays for this kid for a very long time, and then oh my god...it comes out in public and he wants to act like it is a shock! Instead of manning up he tries to lie his way out of it and avoid the public. Well we have a news flash for you Terminator - you are probably the biggest idiot of them all. You ruined a perfectly good marriage and political ties just to sleep with the maid! Dude...your wife, who actually sleeps with you for free is way hotter than the maid sleeping with you for money...just a thought!
In the end no one really wins. You can hurt their public image, but they are still rich. You can possibly even prove he is the baby daddy and get child support, but you are still dumb and you kid still has no daddy. You can conceal the lies for many many years; but in the end you still slept with a guy who once played a pregnant man. You can make up a great story about a backstage romp in the bathroom, but all you will get is a judge throwing you in jail for rape. So people we ask you this; please stop with the stories; while it may seem like a good idea and a good way to make money, in the end you are only making yourself dumber than you already are...if that is even possible.
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