Thought of the day: Can Facebook replace the actual need for live interaction? (We know what you are thinking...whow Lisa and Jen, that is deep; are you guys ok? Do not worry we are going somewhere with this)
We say; YES. Actually we PRAY the answer is yes. Think about it; with Facebook you know who is dating, who broke up, who got engaged, who got a new job...everything we need to know is on your Facebook page; therefore, eliminating the need to speak to or see people in person. It is too perfect!
Imagine a world where you do not have to talk to anyone in your family. You would not have to listen to your sister whine on the phone for an hour about her breakup because all the details are on her Facebook page. All those cousins who irritate you...yep, all caught up on their lives, no need to pick up a phone. What about all those "friends" who you really cannot stand, but you are nosey so you keep up with their lives on Facebook instead. It would be like a dream come true.
Think about it seriously for a moment; what would you do with all that extra time? Well we know what we would do; we would take longer naps, we would never get migraines because we would not have to deal with all this stupidity, we would save on travel because we would never have to visit relatives that we really do not care about, and we would have more time to spend on important things like shopping and drinking because we would never have to be on the phone listening to boring people talk about their boring lives.
You can send all your Birthday and Holiday wishes through Facebook; eliminating buying cards, signing them, and paying for postage. You can see the pictures of their new babies and remove the need to actually hold the stinky little things. You can see the pictures of the wedding and all the lame outfits, but not have to actually attend the event or buy a present. There are just so many things we can remove from our lives by having Facebook. We just want to say thank you Mark Zuckerberg, thank you for saving us from the living hell of actually having to communicate with the outside world.
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