Super Nanny's condoms

We went shopping today. We know what you’re thinking Prada, Coach, Versace and the like but no today we slummed it in the Dollar Tree to grab some wrapping paper. This is an especially great Dollar Tree because it is located right next to a K-Mart. OMG, it was a prime people watching day. We still have not come down from our high.

First, there was the lady with a sundress on. Ok, let us tell you about the dress….it was the style with a bra built in. Well our Miss America had it on with no bra and her boobs hit the dress below the built in bra. It was outstanding, truly outstanding. 50 year old droopy boobs with absolutely no support. We actually almost headed over to get our own from K-Mart, it was for sure from K-Mart, but we then realized that we are only in our mid 30’s so we couldn’t do it justice.

Then, we had the family with limited teeth. To be fair, the family probably had a full set of teeth between them. Now if we had limited teeth, we would make everything about us perfect, you know? Perfect clothes, perfect hair, nice shoes, pretty nails, a fresh pedicure. Well, they truly had none of this going on. We really hope they were there for nail polish, shampoo, brushes and then on their way to a K-Mart for new clothes. We know, how can we recommend K-Mart for clothes but anything would be better than the tattered, dirty pajamas they were wearing.

We also saw a family that would give the Duggars a run for their money. They were like 14 kids and counting. !4 bad kids. Running, screaming and knocking things over. Is nothing sacred? How can you have no respect for a store? We know it’s the Dollar Tree but by the looks of you, it is the nicest store you have ever been in. So be nice, if you get kicked out of there where, will you freaks shop, there will be about no places left. So momma, stop popping out kids and deal with the ones you have.

We were truly amused by all of the people at the Dollar Tree store. We did feel slightly bad for this group of people, though. Shit, do you think we are becoming soft? When we left the store, we said a little prayer that she gets a bra or even a properly fitting dress, we prayed for teeth and better hygiene, and we prayed for a visit from Super Nanny with a package of condoms in her hand. Damn it, praying for idiots, we are definitely getting soft. Because this niceness may affect the blog, please pray it passes quickly.