Same shit different day

We are running out of things to write about. You would think with all the stupid things in this world we would never ever run out of things to talk about or people to talk about. But we have to be honest, right now all we can think to talk about is our lame husbands, bratty teenagers, crappy co-workers and just plain whinny stupid regular life stuff. And NO ONE wants to hear about that shit.

Do you want to hear about how one of our husbands is so stupid that he can't balance a checkbook and does not understand the concept of being broke?  This idiot keeps spending money like it grows on trees. In fact maybe it does or maybe it is coming out of his ass...guess we have not figured that part out yet. But we will work on it. He does not get the concept that WE are the only ones who can blow money on useless garbage...DUH!!

Next we are sure you have no interest in our bratty teens who have sassy mouths that need to be washed out with soap. We remember when we were kids, if we talked like these kids, we would have had a whole bottle of soap in our mouths. But now a days you cannot even punish your crummy kid because it is illegal. REALLY...illegal to wash their mouth out with soap? What a crock of shit! That's what we think. Guess that is part of the reason we wash our mouths out with vodka every night.

Of course we already talked about crappy co-workers before, so why bother bringing that up again. They are all still stupid and we are out of red staplers. We are going to have to come up with a new piece of office equipment to throw at them. Wonder how heavy that printer is?

So like we said, we have nothing funny to talk about lately. We are taking suggestions if you have any. Otherwise it is back to the vodka diet and maybe our brains will clear out and come up with some better ideas.