Yep - She Really is THAT Dumb!

There are not many people Jen wants to wake up to. She is not a morning person, so really waking up to anyone is an inconvenience. But today she was fortunate to wake up to the dumbest person she knows sitting right in her living room. This person is so stupid; it makes her three year old nephew look like a god damn genius (even though he really is).

We will not name the person in her living room and luckily for Jen, she is pretty sure this person does not know how to read, use the Internet, or for that matter understands what a blog is. On top of that, let's face it - even if she did read if - she is still too stupid to know this was about her.

The sound of this person's voice send stupidity waves coursing through Jen's veins and to wake up and hear that voice made Jen feel instantly stupid herself....sometimes stupidity can be contagious, you really need to be careful.

From the other room Jen sat and listened to the dumbest conversation. It goes a little something like this:

Husband: Do you have a credit card to order this online for the discount?

Dummy: No, I only have a bank debit card

Husband: Yeah, those work online, that's why there is a VISA symbol on it

Dummy: Oh - I always wondered why the VISA symbol was there, because I bank at Chase

Husband: Well do you have enough money to pay for the item in your account?

Dummy: No, why - are they going to charge it to my bank account if I use my debit card?

Yep that's right, there are still people in this world that do not understand that a debit card can be used the same as a credit card. You just need to have the funds in your account.

Next conversation:

Dummy: Is this dog a hunting dog?

Husband: No it is a pit-bull that lives in the city

Dummy: Well I think it is a hunting dog because it keeps smelling me

No shit it keeps smelling you - TAKE A DAMN SHOWER! The only thing that dog is hunting for is a way out of the damn house and away from your stench of stupidity. The dog is probably afraid that it is contagious too. She is smelling for a way to save herself.

This is not the usual blog you get from Lisa and Jen - we understand this, but Jen needed to vent this morning and lucky for her Lisa's Internet is broken so Jen was able to hijack the blog today...