Who invented the flash mob anyway?!?! We think it has to be some dumb ass with too much time on their hands. Not like Lisa and Jen's idea of too much time...but like "no life, no friends, no skills, no job" kind of time on their hands. Some idiot sitting alone in their home just trying to figure out how to get others to embarrass themselves. We are willing to bet that the inventor of the flash mob never even done a flash mob. This person was just evil and wanted to see how many stupid people out their would follow and make themselves look ridiculous.
It is possible, just possible that the very first flash mob was okay. Maybe it entertained a few people and did not make everyone involved look like a complete fool. But after the first one...nope, they just look stupid!
Flash mobs consist of a bunch of adults loitering around in the middle of the day, waiting for the right moment to break into dance and scar their children, and any other innocent bystander, for life. Why aren't these idiots at work?? Maybe they do not have jobs, this is why they have so much time to sit around and come up with cool dances that include umbrellas and rain boots. Go to work people...SERIOUSLY! You look insane!
Being near a flash mob is like being trapped in a parallel world where old, fat people think they can dance. Listen to us fat man...you cannot dance, no matter how many people are around you. No matter how many people are involved and say you look good out there...they are all lying to you. You look stupid! Go home! Better yet, get a job and move out of your parent's basement.
So dear idiots, we leave you with this: If you want to be cool, keep reading our blog and stay away from the flash mob.
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