Leave us alone, we don't know how to build an effin barn!!

Social networking has taken over the world. Everyone is doing it and most people are doing it in a way that irritates the hell out of us. Listed below are a few examples of what stupid people are doing and we do not want to know about:
We do not need to know where you are every second of the day. We could care less if you went to the bank, grocery store, and laundry mat all in an hour.

We do not care that you walked the dogs, cleaned the bathroom and went to church. Stop with the Bible quotes, to us, you will always be the drunken whore.

We do not care how many times you worked out or for how long. This is the worst. We do not want to hear about how great your work out was, it only makes us feel worse about ourselves and it is irritating!

We do not want to hear all the details of your life.  Just because the site calls it "friends", don't kid yourself, we are not friends. Just because you sat next to me in Biology class 20 years ago doesn't make you an expert on my life.

We do not need to know that you had sex last night or that your spouse is misbehaving. Keep something’s personal…PLEASE…we beg you.

Do not ask us to build your effin barn, send you a damn revolver, provide you with stupid food for your cafe. Really people, we are way too cool for that. As for poker, we do that with our real friends, you know, the ones we invite into our homes. We are very busy writing our blog telling you how stupid you are. You might not realize it, but this blog takes a lot of time – we didn’t realize how many stupid people there were out there.

Now we know what you are thinking: Isn’t this blog a form of social networking? Well the answer is yes, but it is a necessary form you see because we are helping people with our blog. Unlike the social networking sites that allow for constant updates and status reports on your daily doings; this blog has an actual function…to stop stupidity in its tracks.