Chest Rockwell is a nom de plume and colleague of Lisa. He has been asked to give his thoughts and opinions from time to time to add to the excellence that is Simple Stupidity by Lisa & Jen
Let me just start by saying that we as a species are constantly getting dumber by the second. It just baffles me at the rate that dumb people breed. It’s nothing more than a trash gumbo spitting out kids left and right. Then ultimately who winds up having to take care of all these kids? You guess it, the hard working responsible taxpaying citizens or the “smart people” as I like to call them that fund all these government entitlements.
These “Smart People” are the people who actually have jobs, pay their taxes and actually have children because they love them and oh wait for it...want them.
We live in a society that has a well publicized and hyped Video Music awards show on a Network that no longer plays Music Videos! Seriously, I don’t make this up folks its true. The mass of Troglodyte’s (Look it up) that inhabit this marble stay glued to their idiot box like it was Christmas morning waiting to see what Gaga is wearing next. Oh and don’t even get me started on that dude.
They idolize people like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian as role models for their 16 children. When these two are nothing more than babbling whore’s who like to bang on video tape. I mean Kim Kardashian has blown more dudes than Hurricane Katrina. Just tell it like I see it Folks. I think the Gold nugget that I love most about Kim is she was actually furious that fellow dirt bag Casey Anthony got away with murder. News flash Kimmy, daddy helped OJ get away with murder to and what did he get for that? He got dead and your mommy banging Bruce Jenner. I would love to see that on a cover of a wheaties box.
Give me a dirt bag that we all can rally behind. I got one for ya ready… Lindsey Lohan. Now you’re probably saying Chest, say it isn’t so. Well it’s so. Let’s take a look at the last couple years that this #winner has been on the planet shall we. I mean her life kind of goes like this, booze, drugs, sex, Court, Jail, Rehab, REPEAT. I mean how can you not love a girl who has magic pants that can produce cocaine upon request and then claim “They’re not mine” Love her bunches! You keep parting Lindsey don’t change ever!!! I can’t wait for your next blockbuster, Herbie part duex or any random porn on the internet that you will be staring in next.
If you think I am completely off my rocker or just an evil bastard I give you this. Next time you’re out or even watching TV stop for just a second and look at your surroundings. Chances are there is something dumb going on around you. Whether it’s some off the wall reality show (which is a topic for further discussion) or some idiot with his pants down low chilling at the mall, practicing his mating call, trying to further populate the species. Then I’m probably right on the money!
So in conclusion, if you are one of the “smart people” reading this blog I applaud you. If you happen to be one of the masses that I spoke of above reading this blog, I also applaud you. I didn’t think your reading level was this high!! Good for you. Oh and if I have offended some of you I offer this up,
“Deal with it Bitch’s”
I’m Out
Just getting stuff off my Chest ϑ
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