The fat ass dress test!!

What is your definition of a true friend? That is the question of the day!

But the answer is really simple: A true friend will tell you, shockingly, the TRUTH. We know idiots, to most of you, the truth is a foreign concept and we are not always fans ourselves but with a true friend, bend the rules and tell the truth. If your bff looks like the biggest fat ass in a dress she is trying on, tell her. Lisa once was trying on clothes with a friend and her friend tried on a not so flattering shirt, problem is, that was the shirt her friend wore INTO the store, oops. A little embarrassing, yes, but I'm sure that friend will always look to Lisa for the truth now. Now idiots, be a good friend back, if you look in the mirror and know you look like a lard ass, don't even come out and say, "How do I look?" You are putting your friend in a bad position and that makes you not just an idiot but a mean idiot.

There is one time when coming out of the dressing room looking like a lard ass is ok and that is when you have a new friend. The "fat ass dress test" is a sure fire way to see if someone is truly a friend. Feel free to throw mismatched clothes in there and test them over and over. Now stupid people, plan ahead, after the shopping the trip, you should have a trip to a bar planned. If all goes well and they pass the friend test, you will need drinks to celebrate. If they fail, you need to drown your misery. Win Win.

Shopping...that is where real friendships are tested. It is that simple. There is no real need to go on with today's blog because we just summed it up really nicely for you.

Oh and if you are the person who tells another person they look great, when you KNOW damn well they look ridiculous...than you should be forced to wear that outfit in public.