Another shot of Tequila Rose please!

We have continually warned you about the dangers of alcohol. Alcohol leads people to become the drunken whore, leads them to violent and crazy behavior and leads them to drunken tattoos. We have firsthand knowledge of the drunken tattoo; in fact one of us has two of these tattoos. Now we are not naming names here, but if was definitely not Lisa.

Jen’s drunken escapades lead us to the first category of drunken tattoo mistakes…choosing a tattoo and being so drunk you do not realize for days that the tattoo on your ass is not the one you picked out. Imagine your horror when you wake up three days later with the wrong damn tattoo. Now Lisa thinks this is effin hilarious…well Jen – not so much.

Some people wake up with the tattoo they have chosen but it is on the small of their back. Yes, our friends, these are the people with the tramp stamp.  The trouble with the tramp stamp is that it advertises that you are a drunken whore. If you must pick a tramp stamp, make sure it is low enough on your back that once you find God, your shirt will not flip up and advertise your past to all your Holy Roller buddies at church.

Another great tattoo is the “Oh shit, how will this look when I get old?”  We know an older gentleman with a skunk tattoo that is a bit difficult to explain. Now we don’t know for sure that this tattoo was procured while drunk, but God we hope so. We hope no sober man would chose a skunk holding flowers for their tattoo. To avoid this scenario, we recommend that you carry a picture of an acceptable tattoo at all times so that when your dumb ass gets your drunken tattoo, it will be something you can live with.

Although we think alcohol will lead you down a path of stupidity…PLEASE KEEP DRINKING. Your drunken exploits lead to our next blog and many hours of entertainment for us. Every time we see a tattoo we wonder; for instance the last tattoo we saw we wondered, what the hell did this guy drink to end up with a that on his shoulder? Our money is on Tequila Rose, hence his beautiful rose tattoo.