Just Add Vodka

Get to know Lisa and Jen:

Both of us need to drink to deal with people. Vodka works best because no one can smell it.

Both of us have a strange obsession with purses. We could probably open our own store with what is in our closets.

We have been friends for too many years and have way too much in common. (Example: Writing a blog just to tell people what pisses us off)

Both of us are married. You will hear all about them because they are our biggest source of irritation.

We both have teenagers who are off the charts smart and off the charts stupid. They use their knowledge for evil instead of good.

Lisa tries to have OCD, but the doctor refuses to let her. Unlike Jen - Lisa's OCD is not that serious.

Lisa is a girl scout leader, Jen thinks that Lisa is fucking nuts...until the cookies come. Who would want to donate that much time to other peoples kids

Things that piss us off:

Why do people brag about their significant other on Facebook. Let's be honest, if you have to talk them up that much on Facebook...they probably suck!

People who use big words and use them incorrectly is really bothersome. If you want to use big words, read a dictionary first.

Kids piss Jen off. With a few exceptions: my awesome nephews and Lisa's daughter Ella. Ella says the most ingenious things. We call them Ellaisms. Quotes of the day by Ella:
"Did you know that hair bows look the best in blonde hair."
"Don't worry, you only look a little fat" (This was months after her aunt gave birth)

Lisa is very upset by the fact that there are no cart corrals in Florida. People in Florida are so lazy they leave them in the parking lot to hit other peoples cars. For that matter, why doesn't the store have cart corrals...the fault lies in the store and dumb lazy people who don't know how to put carts away.

No need to overload you with all of our crazy in one post. So we leave you now with the question of the day:

What is the dumbest thing you have seen in the last 24 hours?