We all know the drunken whore from high school, the guy or girl who slept with half the football team and was at every party. We all remember watching them puke their guts out with a drink in one hand and something else in the other hand.
Where do drunken whores go after high school you ask? Well one answer is: they all seem to be finding God and posting about it on Facebook. Problem is, chances are good...they are still the drunken whore.
Proclaiming your devotion to God all over your Facebook page does not change anything. He knows who you are, he knows what you did. Trust me...he saw you blow that guy in the bathroom and he is not going to forget it just because Facebook says you love him.
Oh yeah and you should probably go to church more than once a year if you are going to preach all over my Facebook page about how God saved you. It's crap! Save yourself from yourself...and from me! No one is buying it; we are all laughing at your stupidity behind your back.
Another idea on where these girls go: Into retail!
While out shopping the other day, Lisa happened upon a sure to be drunken whore from high school. This girl actually had to pull out a calculator to figure out how much 50% off was. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This was not a teenage girl at her first job either.
If you need a calculator to do second grade math than you need a new profession...hell...you need God to help you with math. Start praying to him and ask him for a brain.
Let's be honest here...I mean that is the point of the Blog right? If you are thirty years old, working at the mall and cannot calculate 50% off, your problems go way deeper than math. We might throw you a bone and be kinder if it was 33% off, but even then, we still think you are stupid. So go back to school, get a life, and re-think your career.
I love the fact that you are referring to yourself in the third person #WINNING
ReplyDeleteActually Bill, that Blog was about you. I have not found God.
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