The Dirty Stallis

If you have never been to or lived in the state of Wisconsin, you will not know what the Dirty Stallis is. But if you are familiar with WI, you know exactly what I am talking about.

Dirty Stallis is one of those places that Jeff Foxworthy would make fun of...you know you are from Dirty Stallis if...

This place I speak of is insane to say the least. Dirty Stallis is where the mullet was born. Trust me when I say, after leaving this town you will need to shower immediately. It is where the majority of white trash in WI comes from. Now with that said, I actually know several people who live there and are normal. But those people did not grow up there. Only one person I know that grew up there is normal (well as normal as you can be with an addiction to Captain Morgan)...all the rest are CRAZY.

This is the dirtiest, smelliest, white trash town I know. It actually consists of 2 trailer park homes, only a mile apart. To make it worse, most of these trailers have a camper parked next to them. If you take your guest home (i.e the camper) and go on "vacation"...is it truly a vacation? I won't lie, I have driven through the trailer park just for the shear purpose of laughing...like I said - I am evil and honest.

For starters this town has the WORST strip clubs, they are just nasty, and there is no other word for it. The strippers have knife wounds and scars from guns.

Most residence of the Dirty Stallis live above a bar. They need to be above a bar because they are drunk most of the time and need to be able to get home safely.

The schools in Dirty Stallis are almost as bad as the schools in Milwaukee. Milwaukee schools with be the subject of another day...too much for one Blog.

Now the very best thing about the Dirty Stallis residence is that they actually take pride in being white trash. They brag about living there; having a bar on every corner and think they are special because they have fewer teeth to brush than the average person. These fools actually refer to the town by its real name…West Allis. The rest of the world refers to it at the Dirty Stallis.

Now what pisses us off most about this town is that this is where they hold the State Fair every year. This town is what the state of Wisconsin uses to represent them. Maybe you saw it on the news a few weeks ago..."Huge brawl at opening of State Fair" Yeah that's right - that's how the Dirty Stallis rolls...they just beat people up for the simple fact that they can.

Way to go Wisconsin!